and watching a taped sports game is NOT THE SAME. somehow i have to hide myself from all media and blabbermouths.
i’ve already deactivated my nytimes alerts.
i am going to drown my sorrows in major amounts of pink sugary cake.
and fyi - please please PLEASE do not schedule my future bridal, baby, birthday extravaganzas on the day of a major baseball or hockey game (unless it is in a sports bar).